Super Trampoline is in need of funding for a hotel room for Bronycon, and as such, he's willing to do commissions.

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Super Trampoline did a brief overview of a few of my stories here: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/789807/four-short-stories-you-should-read-ccc-edition

I guess that most people reading this will already have read one or more of those stories, they are pretty short after all...

TChuck Norris Gets Stoned

• MLP: FiM
• MLP: Movie
• Random

Tempest Shadow becomes a Commie, a pink cloud invades canterlot, Discord needs help filing taxes, and Pinkie is hungry. Plus Chuck Norris gets stoned.

• Human
• Pinkie
• Discord
• Tempest Shadow

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Yeah.

Howdy! If you like punny stories, then check out Super Trampoline's forthcoming FimFiction Feghoot Festival! His writing contest includes eight-ish on-call editors, including me, who can help anyone interested in entering. Be sure to follow him for announcements regarding the contest,

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TPonies of Fire

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Random

Celestia orders two brave knights to violently quash a rebellion… with fire.

• Violence
• Death
• OC
• Other
• Bat Pony

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Yes, this is another collab with Super Trampoline.

Strange things happen when my rated-E humor clash with his rated-T humor.

PresentPerfect just gave Super Trampoline's parody of The Savage Way a Recommendation:

[...] It's really a story about what makes humans humans. Like, comparing them to ponies in a matter-of-fact, slightly tongue-in-cheek way. It's not high literature, no, but it sure is fun, and maybe even a little more meaningful than the description would suggest.

Now you have no excuse.

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Last night as I was preparing to go to bed, website user Super Trampoline invaded my home and forced me at wingpoint to participate in a "stupid collab", and this is the result, of which roughly 40% of the words and 0% of the pictures are mine, though they are good pictures, especially the cover.

TTrixie has Asomatognosia

• MLP: FiM
• Random

Trixie attempts to amputate Celestia and revolutionize the game of Buckball. Spike attempts to be relevant. Super Trampoline attempts to write a collab with Bicyclette

• Sex
• Narcotics
• Violence
• Profanity
• Spike
• Trixie

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Hello there, my name is Super Trampoline, and I'm a bat pony. Since I am not a very good visual artist, I am giving you money to draw me. Here are some references.

Let's start with the main one: the good old General Zoi's pony creator:

And me with a Christmas hat, if you're feeling charitable:

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You're like half batpony with some weird fur disease and a bear trap for teeth ~Silent Shadow
Trampolines are dangerous butt fun ~Piquo Pican Pistchio Pie
I remember you. You hit me with your bat wings at BABScon. Not cool bro. ~Daniel Bergstorm
that is the worst oc i have ever seen even of the joke ones ~coolin79

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As a sequel to

TWaluigi's Mustache Seduces Sunset Shimmer and then Twilight Sparkle Eats a Candy Wrapper

• Equestria Girls
• Romance
• Random

Waluigi's facial hair romances everyone's favorite EQG waifu and then Twilight makes a bet with Pinkie Pie which keeps getting more bizarre. A speedfic written entirely during the second of my hour-long library computer reservations.

• Crossover
• Twilight
• Pinkie
• Sunset Shimmer

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Because I totally am going to.

Hello my Bronies! I just wanted to let you know my chapter for ⇩ Please Downvote ⇩ has finally been uploaded! It is called ”Bumblebeau Takes the Cake,” and it

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Well, I am indeed sorry for the delay for this review, but here it is now:

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Dear brethren, esteemed sosteren, you may have been plagued these past few months, or even longer, with the sense that something has been missing from your life. Something vital; something essential. Well. I'm here this evening to tell you that your yearning is nearing an end. For behold, a new chapter has blossomed on Super Trampoline's epic saga of victory! !!!!!!!!!

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That's right, the herald of shitty fanfics is also the herald of shitty art. Here's a sampling:

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Yay we got our writing panel at EQLA! The panel will take place on Friday September 4, 2015 from 11:30 AM to 12:30 PM. So here is my question: What would you like to see us talk about? If you scroll back a few blogs you can see what my application looked like. See you guys in Anaheim in September!

A chastity device (male or female model) that only unlocks each day after you've written a set number of words. That would up my word count!

Of course, how useful a motivational tool this would be is entirely dependent on your sex drive.

Also, I normally keep my love of pony and my love of bondage separate, but hot damn KRD draws some good shit. I totally didn't discover this after a search for "chastity" on derpibooru. <---LIES!

I have 17 incomplete stories in my portfolio. That's not counting the few that I gave up and marked as "on hiatus".

I can't promise I'll get better or faster at writing new stories, but, here is what I will promise.

I will update all 17 incomplete stories before 2016.

For a good number, that means actually finishing the stories and gaining closure. For others, it just means they continue to march on.

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Come find me at BABSCon! I'm a tropical pirate; I'll be wearing a different Hawaiian shirt everyday and possibly carrying around a ukulele. I'll be at the con today until 3:50pm, all day Saturday (when I'll consuming multiple legal and illegal substances), and most of the day Sunday. Come write a crappy fanfic with me! Come dance like you've never danced before with me! Come experience the MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP with me!!!

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(Note: We’re looking to re-feature three of our spotlighted authors, in order to offer them spotlights on stories more representative of their writing!  Our “Correct the Record” contest runs through Sunday, April 23.  Weigh in with your votes and nominations on our FIMFiction thread.  For a "ballot" with a compiled list of nominations and voting links,

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